What the hell is “Kim Kardashian Hot Tube?”

Kim KardashianYour guess is as good as mine, but for some reason people search for this (and end up here) every day.

I assume it’s a typo by people looking for pictures or videos of Kim Kardashian in a hot tub. Or maybe “hot tubing” is some sort of weird sex/drugs thing that I don’t know about. Or maybe Kim is repping a new line of hoses called “hot tubes.”

Any ideas?

James Bond is a whore.

Daniel CraigJames Bond has sold his soul. Or rather, the producers of his next film have sold it for him. Rumor has it, he will pass up his famous martini (shaken, not stirred) for a Heineken in the upcoming film “Skyfall.”

I’m okay with product placement (or integration as we marketers like to call it now). Characters in movies and TV shows need to use products/services and I’d rather see a real brand in their can Corca-Cola or Sorny. It adds to the realism, makes the scene more relatable. And let’s be honest, it does a great deal to defray the high cost of producing the shows and movies that we love.

What I take issue with is when the integration of the brand fundamentally changes the nature of the content itself. Brand integration should be subtle. When I see a horrible instance of product placement it’s like someone snuck a commercial into the film. For instance:

What the hell is that? This does not add to the storyline – it detracts from it. Because it’s so ludicrous. No one behaves this way. No one looks at new shoes like that (well, maybe Carrie Bradshaw and her friends).

And to have Bond forsake his trademark drink in favor of one paid for by advertising is just disgusting. Can’t the villain drink it? or can’t he slide a beer can down the bar to disarm an opponent? Or maybe Bond commandeers a Heineken truck to chase down a bad guy. But don’t change the character for money. Where does it end? Maybe he stops being a spy and starts delivering packages for FedEx? Or does he stop wearing a watch altogether and checks the time on a new Nokia Lumia 900?

The sad thing is that this is such a huge retreat to the lame Bond movies from before the Daniel Craig reboot. “Die Another Day” featured so much obnoxious product placement (20 companies, $70 million dollars) and such a lame plot that critics called it “Buy Another Day.” Let’s just hope they don’t bring back Denise Richards as Nuclear Physicist Christmas Jones.

Avoiding dangerous neighborhoods

Switching agencies has forced me to change my business travel habits a little bit. Instead of frequent trips to NYC where I am chauffeured around in the finest taxis the city has to offer, I’ve been driving to more “local” clients. Local being Hartford, CT or Framingham, MA. And because these are not bustling metropolises (metropoli?) I’ve found myself spending a lot of time in Zipcars.

And because I have a terrible sense of direction, especially in places I have never been before, I have been relying on my GPS app on my phone. A Lot.

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Hot Tub Boat

Not quite a crime machine, but still impressive.

Hot Tub Boat

Hot Tub Boat

The boat can accommodate up to six persons while underway, and eight at dockside.  It is powered by an almost silent electric motor at approximately 4 to 6 knots.

More from the manufacturer: HotTubBoats.com

 

They don’t make them like this anymore.

On February 8th, the world lost a great adventurer. John Fairfax was one of, if not THE last great adventurer in the world. Unlike “adventurers” of today (a list which includes one of my personal heroes, Sir Richard Branson), he didn’t make a fortune in business and then set off to become an adventurer. By all accounts he was born that way. Or at least, started out his adventurous life at a very young age.

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